
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
Sixteen-year-old and not-so-openly gay Simon Spier prefers to save his drama for the school musical. But when an email falls into the wrong hands, his secret is at risk of being thrust into the spotlight. Now Simon is actually being blackmailed: if he doesn’t play wingman for class clown Martin, his sexual identity will become everyone’s business. Worse, the privacy of Blue, the pen name of the boy he’s been emailing, will be compromised.
With some messy dynamics emerging in his once tight-knit group of friends, and his email correspondence with Blue growing more flirtatious every day, Simon’s junior year has suddenly gotten all kinds of complicated. Now, change-averse Simon has to find a way to step out of his comfort zone before he’s pushed out—without alienating his friends, compromising himself, or fumbling a shot at happiness with the most confusing, adorable guy he’s never met.
- Spice
- 1/5
- Burn
- Slow
- Pages
- ~320
- Ending
- HEA
HEA means happily ever after: they end up together, for good.
How spicy is Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda?
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda is a 1 out of 5 on our spice scale: sweet (kisses only). Kissing, longing looks, maybe a fade-to-black. Nothing on the page.
- Steam: Glimpses and kisses
- Burn: Slow burn
- Pairing: Two men
- POV: Hero's POV only
- Ending: Happily ever after
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Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda: quick answers
How spicy is Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda?
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda is a 1 out of 5 on our spice scale: sweet (kisses only). Kissing, longing looks, maybe a fade-to-black. Nothing on the page.
Is Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda a standalone?
Yes, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda is a standalone. You can read it on its own.
What tropes are in Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda?
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda features secret identity. It is a slow burn M/M romance that ends with a happily ever after.
Does Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda have content warnings?
Our notes for Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda include: homophobia, bullying. This list may not be complete; check the author's own content notes if anything is a hard limit for you.
What should I read after Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda?
If you loved Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda, try Felix Ever After by Kacen Callender, Perfect on Paper by Sophie Gonzales, Listen to Your Heart by Kasie West. They share its secret identity energy at a similar spice level.














